Alabama Petting Zoo

When, during a family get-together or outing, the group, as a whole , gets all hot and bothered, and gropes, strokes, and fingers each other to orgasmic climax for all or most family members involved. The act is usually, but not fully limited to, heterosexual in nature, and much Bud Light, Natural Light, or PBR may or may not be the culprit. Essentially, the yearly family reunion also doubles as a furry convention.

Things usually get weird every family reunion down in Birmingham. Once inbred, toothless Uncle Fester pulls out his big jug of homemade moonshine and starts passing it around, the whole thing turns into a total Alabama Petting Zoo. Damn, my cute cousin Alice sure knows how to stroke me off.... or was it my sister?????

by Roll_Turd May 26, 2023

Alabama train derailment

When family members are engaged in group sex with another family member and something happens (superficial or catastrophic) to bring it to an early or unexpected end.

We was all banging cousin Shirley out back at the family reunion when uncle Bubba's liquor still blew up and started an Alabama train derailment almost instantly.

by Gliterbob the Clown March 10, 2023

alabama mud fart

When fucking your cousin in the ass in the back of your Ford f250 and she let's a fart slip and it tickles your balls

I was giving my cousin an alabama mud fart last night and he giggled

by TheBodangles March 13, 2023

Alabama double wide

The act of placing two couches face-to-face to make a makeshift bed for intercourse

We didn’t have a bed . So I pulled an Alabama double wide . So we could fuck

by CCC420 January 20, 2023

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

Alabama Pool Party

When a group of people shit in succession in the same toilet without flushing after a large meal.

Hey guys,

You want to go eat Indian food at India Garden then have an Alabama Pool Party in Collins bathroom?

by India Garden February 21, 2017

Alabama Slot Machine

Noun; A large, exposed ass crack rising from the invariably obese buttocks of your local plumber, construction worker, or just every day fatty.

Individual #1: "Good lord, that guys got crack for miles. Someone buy him a belt."

Individual #2 "Indeed. A classic Alabama Slot Machine."

by H.P. Hovercraft August 15, 2011