apoLOLogy

An insincere apology hence the LOL therein

I offer my apoLOLogy for not having put you first before myself

by theanglingaddict October 14, 2015

Apoopka

The better name for Apopka

I want to fuck you in the Apoopka

by SirMuffinBuns October 16, 2015

apocalypse skill

A skill, usually done with the aid of technology, which is completely pointless to learn how to do manually, as one would only lose access to technology in an apocalypse scenario, but that skill would be completely useless in an apocalypse.

"Hey Brie, can you help me out with MLA format?"
"No way Thomas, that's a total apocalypse skill. Just use a computer!"

by Game of Thrones stole my name October 10, 2016

apogaea

As the apogee is the moment when the moon is the furthest from the Earth in a given rotation, and Gaia is the aformentioned planet, an Apogaea is a point on the Earth which is simultaneously far from Earth. Syn: weird

That Apogaea is far out! And the people there are freaks!

by Sammalam August 2, 2016

apollico

A ship of Nico di Angelo and the god Apollo from the Percy Jackson and The Olympians series/Heroes of Olympus.

"I ship Apollico so hard!"
"What the fuck, Apollo's your dad."

by amagicbanana July 31, 2016

apololies

When somebody apologize to you and doesn't really mean it

Apologize it's just I'm apologizing so it is a short word instead of saying she apologized and she lied you could just say I apololies

by litte me May 14, 2016

Apocalypse envy

Lusting after the end of the world.

"gosh religious people have a lot of pent up apocalypse envy, I sure hope a giant meteor whipes us out before the next election."

by peat pulp July 1, 2016