cook me some eggs

Asking nicely for some poached goodness before things escalate.

Cook me some eggs!

by Fruitful mix March 30, 2017

Laid me some pipe

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

by setbridge November 12, 2012

Stop it, get some help

What you say when your friends are looking up their names on urban dictionary.

Friend 1: omg my name on urban dictionary means-

Friend 2: Stop it, get some help

by Jinglejangle1212 November 25, 2021

A pound of salt and some coke

Really don’t trust what they say
They’re very hard to believe much like the phrase “take what they say with a grain of salt”

“His outlandish claims about seeing the world had to be taken with a pound of salt and some coke."

by Words… April 3, 2022

Just Put Some Cheese On It

When you mess up so bad, you just ship out your mistake.

You work at McDonald's;
Cheeseburger with no pickle? Put pickle on it by accident? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

In Public;
Asked a woman when her baby is due? Turns out she is just fat? Just Put Some Cheese On It!

by hecticxdrell April 5, 2015

Stop it, Get some help.

Meme of the PSA anti-drug campaign by Micheal Jordan and said the memen.

Stop it, Get some help.

by hehe Captain October 18, 2020

put some cock on it

the act of or placing some penis on an object or person

Hey Ritz put some cock on it!

by Brian Mann June 11, 2006