A man who loves the spirit Captain Morgan spiced rum so much that he decided to create an alter-ego Facebook identity to commemorate it, then after a very rocky divorce and several other personal issues decides to turn it into his real Facebook page.
Hey Dave, how come you don't have a regular Facebook page and you disguise yourself as a bottle of rum???
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
Because I love Captain Morgan, and everyone hates me on my old page. Hence, Elcapitan Morgan
by rumrunner77 December 18, 2013
Get the elcapitan morganmug. One who sports a distinctive mushroom-shaped haircut. Known for his voluminous hair that often prompts friends to tie it up, Morgan's unique style is as notable as his coding skills.
Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"
Often paired with the slang "let's get our shrooms on". Example includes "Fk it, i feel like being a morgan mushroom today. Let's shroom on!"
"wow! kenny looks like a rad morgan mushroom today. i wish i could be as cool as him"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"
"Don't mind his eccentric jokes; he's our Morgan Mushroom!"
by GucciGangGangX January 23, 2025
Get the Morgan Mushroommug. by Johnny sinz March 12, 2021
Get the Morgan Kinlochmug. by Jaxeatz77 January 1, 2024
Get the Pulling a Morganmug. The sweetest girl to ever exist. She has the most amazing personality that anyone could become easily addicted to. She is so smart, funny, charismatic, caring, beautiful, and is described by all positive words that come to mind. Morgan is the yellow and sun of peoples lives and can easily bring a smile to anyone’s face.
Morgan is my person.
by Kate_kaitlyn22 November 20, 2023
Get the Morganmug. cums on me alot, and jerks my meat, and nigs me all the niggy nig, And also he is a Kool Kids Klub kkk for short, he is a member for the kkk, and loves to eat meat, especially my meat, and hes a nigger,
and nigs
and nigs
"HEY ELI NIGGAFART MORGAN YOUR A DIRTY COTTON PICKER"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
yessir daddy can i suck you off too?
"BET NIGGA"
by schliggagigganigga May 29, 2024
Get the Eli Niggafart Morganmug. The coolest person in the world! Very ambitious! Owner of Monday Mental Club and the host of “The Mo Show”!
by iamananymous January 12, 2021
Get the morgan edwardsmug.