Ebola Monkey

A slacker on drugs.

Fred did not show up to work because he partied all last night. Now we have to take on that slackers work load. What an Ebola Monkey.

by slacker7f39 July 26, 2009

wireframe monkey

A wannabe user experience designer without any design inspiration or interest. Will work for anyone, Will draw anything

Yo! did you see the new UX hire?
Who? That wireframe monkey?

by savageUX February 7, 2018

plague monkey

An employee who still comes in to work sick and spreads his germs all over the place when he should stay home.

Bob came in to work sicker than a plague monkey just to get his work done. Now everybody is going to get sick.

by Roy Mulders May 20, 2007

monkey physics

The inexplicable physics that dictates the world of Nintendo's "Super Monkey Ball" games.

The monkey physics made it so when I barely tapped the bomb I flew way over my mark.

by Stuart J December 5, 2005

monkey ring

when you rub the outer area of your partners butthole with your knuckle.

Last night I gave Lena a monkey ring until she shit on my knuckle.

by bigsexy.inc May 3, 2018

Monkey Guvnor

Term used in a number of phrases basically meaning "top dog" or a descriptive term for something which is really good (some people add the word "face" on the end which is only used whilst addressing a friend or someone you know well, can be taken as extremely offensive otherwise)

"Wow! you really are the Monkey Guvnor"
"Good morning me ol'Monkey Guvnor face"

by Pillga January 16, 2005

cringe monkey

Slapping an un-erect penis repeatedly either side of a sleeping partners face, so they wake rubbing their eyes like the 'cringe monkey' emoji

I couldn't sleep, so I gave her a cringe monkey to wake her up for a blowy

by IorekSholto February 11, 2017