wood locked

When you get a boner at your desk and cannot get up.

I totally got wood locked after looking at naked pics of your mom.

by Medfordscum January 31, 2017

We locked in

a commitment to each other, showing that you are dedicated to building a long-term relationship

Chad: are we locked in?

Brad: yes <3

by Thereallilcheeze January 15, 2024

Locked

Too busy. Can’t access.

That road is so locked. That bar is so locked. That place is locked.

by MilesKirk April 24, 2021

colon lock

(1) Internal intestine erruption due to the instant tightning of the anus. This deadly virus has been known to strike fags, bullshitters, jack-asses, dumb-assess, and assholes world-wide. But the most common cause is that fucking bitch debby.

(2) The locking of the anus intentionally to prevent any unwanted items from entering or escaping. Normally used in conjuction with a jerksqueeze or the lock-n-pop.

(1) It was determined that Bob, after all that shit talk, was infected with colon lock and would die a pretty shitty death.

(2) Colon lock is a widly used technique in prison and has been known to reduce the risk of gayness.

by whitestrips April 28, 2008

gauge locking

Putting sometype of lock into someone's gauge earrings. Tip: best targets are people at Hot Topic.

Josh went gauge locking yesterday, he bolted as soon as somebody realized.

by GetCurvd May 14, 2015

This lock polshit

Ancient negative somalian frase.

Guy1: look at this funny harambe meme.

Guy2: this lock polshit

by Harambememesrfun December 11, 2016

Poppin' off the lock

Alternative to "off the chain" usually used to described a party

ALT.A virgin who is about to give it up

Damn that party was poppin' off the lock!

Damn i cant belive sharons poppin' off the lock!

by J.C.G June 7, 2007