kyle

A huge jerk off who only cares for himself. He has an annoying laid back attitude. He is easy to get mad at and easier to hold a grudge against. Walks around talking crap then when he gets beat up its nothing. He is tall blond and fugly Don't ever date a kyle

Oh wow that guy is a typicial kyle

by deeznutz1126 April 9, 2016

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Kyle's Grandma

(noun) - A woman of elderly persuasion known for her incredibly saggy knee skin and obsession with the Public Broadcasting System's children's show, Sesame Street. Once thought to have been associated with those Nordic tribes who pillaged the northern reaches of Germany and France in the mid-tenth century and were known for stealing male villagers for their own vile pleasures of the flesh. This was later found to be complete bull honkey and those who spread the false information were promptly deloused and given three months rations.

I wanted to watch mud-wrestling, but that damn Kyle's Grandma kept talking about Bert and Ernie and stole the remote, sticking it in her knee skin so that I could not retrieve it.

by Kyle's Grandpa September 17, 2008

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kyle

Is a faggot retard who has a 3 inch dick. He has really hot guy friends.

That guy is such a kyle

by psychosocial sli9kn0t August 9, 2017

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a kyle is a rare form of retardation, when encountering one you must be very careful as most encounters are unpleasant due to his high levels of toxicness! you also might want to stay away unless you want gonorrhoea and bleading ears ( he canny fucken sing) you have been warned!

“beware of the kyle”

by scottishsket January 27, 2019

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Kyle and Willy

Guys who love chicken wings, guys who love to go on long walks, guys who have been dating 6 months, guys who watch Family Guy, guys who are a great match, guys who really love each other.

Kyle and Willy are so cute.

by Someone not named Kyle ... June 3, 2011

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