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post-coital flatulence

The flatulence that ensues after having relaxing sex. It's the fart that seems like you are ripping space time due to the extreme relaxation of your sphincter.
The fart you hear from your parents bed room.

Also the reason we aren't getting the deposit on our apartment back.
"Hey Dave I'm sorry to say we aren't getting our deposit back"
"Why's that Brian"
"It's was the post-coital flatulence"
"Damn it Brian your ass is foul"
by The Farterman August 27, 2011
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Post Holiday Depression

Post Holiday Depression (PHD) : General feeling of sadness and depression and hatred of all things work-related soon after a long holiday. Symptoms usually show at least 4 hours into the first work day after a holiday and can linger for up to a year until the next festive season.

No known deaths have have recorded due to PHD, but severe cases of office in-fighting, bickering, and crying have been noted in the IT industry soon after New Years.
Sue came back from the Cape Town with a severe case of Post Holiday Depression and refuses to send those invoices!
by Dr I. H. Work January 26, 2010
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post hardcore kid

ok, post hardcore kids are definitely NOT emo. they are kind of like hardcore kids, but not as hardcore...for lack of a better word. they listen to more melodic hardcore music. but that doesn't mean that they can't listen to hardcore music too. also, there's no set style for a post hardcore kid. they can wear whatever. its only a genre of music. hardcore is a style though.
post hardcore kid: oh man, i love the beautiful mistake.
other guy: yeah, they're great in concert.
by involving September 10, 2007
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post-Potter dialect

The effect of reading a Harry Potter book all day. Then through instant messenger or verbal conversation, the reader speaks in ultra-proper english, that of fantasy book characters.
"What did you do today?"
"I called into work this morning and slept until about 4pm. Upon waking up the fever had subsided and my throat was much better."
"Cool"
"Yes, thank goodness. This week is sure to be hell anyway, glad i don't have to fair it while sick."
"Dude, lay off the potter. You've got post-Potter dialect syndrome"
by marrklar August 6, 2007
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post-party depression

Feeling letdown, gloomy, or sometimes even lonely the day (or days) following a party or other enjoyable social event.
Person One: "What did you do all day Sunday?"
Person Two: "I was easing my post-party depression by laying in bed watching Buffy all day."
by ems September 3, 2007
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Post-Birth Abortion

An abortion that takes place shortly after birth. Basically just a kinder way to say homicide, or murder. Oftentimes, the motive is the revoked child support.
Friend: Hey how is that baby of yours?
Father: Alright I guess. I just performed a post-birth abortion.
Friend: Well played man. Revoked child support for the win!
by tac135246 January 18, 2011
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