thats what your mum said last night

suggests that the person who says this fucked your mum last night, but i dunno who would wanna fuck my mother (except my dad)


Related to: and your dad, and your mum, mother fucker, y tu madre.

A: You *&"£*("&(£(*"*(&
B: thats what your mum said last night

by drako December 22, 2004

National kiss your best friend day oct 18

If you have a bsf just kiss them🥰

National kiss your best friend day oct 18

by Jim Bakuq October 17, 2019

You can't have your cake and eat it too

something that is bittersweet.
getting a good half and a bad half to something.

John: So Tom did u get that English class you wanted?

Tom: Yea man. I love it. However the teacher is a total bitch!

John: Yea, well you can't have your cake and eat it too.

by sergio0691 November 8, 2006

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by Your Damn Mother October 28, 2019

My son defends freedom for your honor student

Parents think their son/daughter is so great that they have a bumper sticker on their vehicle to show everyone his/her accomplishment. Well, where would he/she be if my son didn't serve our country to allow your kid to have the freedoms they enjoy?

Who gives a shit that your son/daughter is an honor student. My son defends freedom for your honor student

by airmansmom4 June 19, 2011

Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit

Pokimane

"Pokimane: Nigga your not funny only lame niggas say that shit"

by Monkeyfartballs February 17, 2022

Leave me in your mother (azov oti be-ima shkha)

This expression comes from Hebrew. Although it sounds very crude in English, it's not supposed to be. the expression "in your mother" (be-ima shkha, in Hebrew) means "please" (it is also used when someone tells you something great. It's a short for "do you swear in your mother?"). So this means that "leave me in your mother" means "leave me (alone) please".

Someone: Hey, c'mon, let's have another game!
You: Ohh... leave me in your mother...

by Kaiba Seto April 6, 2005