by oldergirllover69 December 9, 2024
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Jennie: hey, do you have a hammer I can use?
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
Alex: no, but you can use my girl hammer
Jennie: ... Girl, that's your grandma's fucking urn.
by Dcharliefox December 11, 2024
Get the Girl hammer mug.A term used to describe a girl who is surrounded by luxury and enjoys a privileged lifestyle, often due to having wealthy parents who spoil her. She typically embodies a life of comfort, indulgence, and exclusivity, with access to high-end experiences and material possessions.
You can tell she a cruise girl by her handbag
She always posting where she going she a cruise girl ngl
She always posting where she going she a cruise girl ngl
by Flabbergasted_Squid December 11, 2024
Get the Cruise girl mug.A "miffy girl" is one of the most unpredictable individuals you’ll ever encounter. There are two types of Miffy girls: the sweet, angelic ones who brighten everyone’s day and the polar opposite—the mischievous, chaotic kind. The latter are known for stirring up drama, spreading outrageous rumors, and bringing chaos wherever they go.
"Her energy screams Miffy girl—she’s either your biggest supporter or your worst nightmare, depending on the day."
by u_fajsd314ou5h December 12, 2024
Get the miffy girl mug.A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girl mug.A female who uses discord.
Case 1: A girl gamer/weeb who wants to connect with likeminded people for convenience, but has all of her other needs met offline and is inundated by losers in her dms.
Case 2: A romantic interest a guy talks to primarily on discord, despite living hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Not to be confused with a standard discord friend. For some reason, you fixate on each other bc no one else irl get it. A relationship subject to end or progress at any given day.
Case 3: A sly woman who has learned to prey on male loneliness to game men out of money/attention through romance scams, explicit content, and general deception.
Case 1: A girl gamer/weeb who wants to connect with likeminded people for convenience, but has all of her other needs met offline and is inundated by losers in her dms.
Case 2: A romantic interest a guy talks to primarily on discord, despite living hundreds if not thousands of miles away. Not to be confused with a standard discord friend. For some reason, you fixate on each other bc no one else irl get it. A relationship subject to end or progress at any given day.
Case 3: A sly woman who has learned to prey on male loneliness to game men out of money/attention through romance scams, explicit content, and general deception.
Person 1: "Damn bro I fell in love with a discord girl and now im out 2k... Fuck man I should have known!!"
Person 2: "You're an idiot but im sure you learned a lesson you will never forget"
Person 2: "You're an idiot but im sure you learned a lesson you will never forget"
by sofreshm8 December 13, 2024
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