Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

by creedmoor November 22, 2004

Head up ass disease

Head Up Ass Disease, in other words, someone has HUAD when his/her perception of a situation is so unusual or extremely inaccurate, most are left speechless.

She really thinks she's the best thing since sliced bread. She has head up ass disease.

by ReallyGood January 2, 2012

Got me fucked up

What you say when someone screws you over or tries to put you in a bad situation.

The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.

by Gary Destruction April 1, 2004

step your game up

improve your skills or talents.

You gotta step your game up to make in in the rap biz.

by weeza September 4, 2003

Up the bum, no harm done

An expression conveying the convenience and lack of danger in conceiving children in Anal Intercourse

Man 1: I didn't want to get her pregnant, so I did her up her rear end!
Man 2: You know what they say: "Up the bum, no harm done!"

by Albury W Brown May 26, 2017

Blow up her club

Blowing up her club refers to what happens when a man ejaculates inside a woman

1st guy: "dude, I'm nervous that Ashley's pregnant"
2nd guy: "why?"
1st guy: "a few weeks ago I totally blew up her club and now she's late"

Lainey is so freaky, every time we get drunk she lets me blow up her club

by Little donkey April 19, 2014

Donald Duck push ups

Doing push ups wearing clothes on the top half of your body only. Doing push ups while being nude from the waist down complety like Donald Duck.

I walked in on Mike doing Donald Duck push ups

by Stratedy December 17, 2011