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two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.
"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"
by englishgenius January 14, 2024
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Rubberband Man

An individual with an extremely thin hog, a needle dick of sorts, who needs to scoop his nut sack forward and affix it to the shaft with rubberbands to add credibility to his Girth Certificate.

The balls can be stuctured into one of two orientations:

1. Series: One in front of the other vertically along the base. For tortas with a longer twat.

2. Parallel: Each ball brought to an opposing side creating a hot dog bun. For wider twats or Asian women with a sideways smile.
The Irish Backhoe gets the job done, but the Rubberband Man is in a league of its own.
by Kool-Aid Pimp June 6, 2025
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Gentle Fuck Man

The adult, classy and well-rounded version of a Fuck Boy. This person typically has good intentions, knows wrong from right, weighs the pros and cons and knows exactly what the best decision is, however they still proceed with the fuck boy decisions.
Jereth is clearly a gentle fuck man.
by Jah Sapphire June 21, 2018
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Speedo Man

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...
I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.
by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024
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Pregnant Man

Stop drinking so much beer you pregnant man!
by LordJenal May 20, 2022
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rat man AR

A ratty man who nibbles on peen cheese, he lives in a turtle shell and pooey fingers.
Also likes to sniff his pits in times of need. @Boycey500
Oh no its rat man AR, hes coming to bench my bird
by Luca Macaione January 31, 2022
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Man clean

Man clean is to deeply penetrate whatever it is that you are cleaning such as using a pressure washer, power tool, or some other high powered mechanical/ electrical machine to do the job. Heavy chemicals that are non organic and completely corrosive to the environment are applied to the cleansing process.
Hey babe, you couldn’t get the stain out of that rug? I’ll have to man clean it.
by Jsome001 June 8, 2022
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