The Protein Man

A man of mythical sexual prowess. Not only known for his monstrous size sexual appendage but also for his non-stop, sexual climaxes without any refractory period. He is always up to the task and brothels fear him for his marathon sex sessions which end up leaving all the working girls out of comission for days on end. You'll usually find him in Japanese hentai anime recaps on Youtube.

Chuck: I can go all night, non-stop, fucking the brains out of the sluttiest of bitches. I'm the protein man.
Jason: Didn't I tell ya to lay off that meth?

by TheToesKnows June 4, 2025

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Mad man matty

Absolutely a unit

It’s Mad man matty , oh no !!

by Mad man matty November 23, 2021

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Milk man

Ted nivison. Milkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilkmilk

Person 1: did you watch milk mans new video
Person 2: who?
Person 3: ted idiot.

by Alastair2828 May 24, 2021

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C man

I use it as a way for Christen or Christon. You could also use it when a dumbass is talking.

"take that nuts pfp off"
"NUTS??? nah you a c man fr fr"

by jugglejigglebiggle2 December 23, 2024

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Mr. Man

The shape of his head causes him constant mental anguish. Is constantly reminded that he should feel bad about his disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it. He also hates Puerto Ricans.

Hello Mr. Man. We were just wondering if you needed some cheering up today.
Well, the shape of his head causes me constant mental anguish, does it sound like I need cheering up?
In fact, didn't you two come here and tell me I should feel bad about my disgusting head shape and shouldn't do anything to address it?
Goddamnit, they've gotten to everyone.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 19, 2024

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