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Poppa wank dick

A nigga named Ed that pulls his dick with a horse slong and he sperms in his mom´ma all night and he cum's on a rusted tractor and likes getting Alabama hot pockets he likes fucking donuts we also call him question mark.He is a dirty Mexican .And person named Ed that is a gay faggot that fucks his sisters because he is bored of fucking his mother he also uses a horse slong .
Quit being a poppa wank dick before you get in trouble.
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Anti-Dick Pic

Sending a full body nude to someone while cupping your junk in your hand so it isn't visible.
"She hates unsolicited dick pics so I sent her a full frontal nude cupping my junk, the anti-dick pic."
by Trobi_216 August 29, 2021
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2 Dick Needy

A phrase used to describe a girl who sleeps with more than one guy at a time. The number can be interchanged with others to fit the amount of guys that the girl is with.
I wouldn't try to date her, she's always at least 2 dick needy.
by Notquitenough April 27, 2014
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certified dick diver

by yaaaacuda November 29, 2017
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Broke Dick Fucktard

A Broke Dick Fucktard is an anal wart on society.

AKA : BDF
You can easily find the broke dick fucktard in the crowd by:
1 - The atrocious odor! (The only time A BDF has been known to bathe is in the delousing spray at the local Jail)
2 - The shifty eyes (A BDF will continually look toward his favorite shopping place. Your dumpster.)
3 - The over-inflated ego (A BDF will always tell you a better way to do it, for he/she is an expert.)
4 - The BDF will have always had some "awesum job" even if only for a week or two.

IE: A rodeo clown or maybe underwater welder.
5 - A BDF is a leach. (A BDF will not contribute to anything but stupidity!)

Beware of your local BDF. From a distance they seem like any other normal citizen.

It is only at close range where you can smell their severe odor and see their contribution to the gradual increase stupidity world wide!)
It is recommended that you keep your distance from any suspected BDF. The CDC has not issued any warnings about the condition being contagious yet but we suspect that the population is expanding at an alarming rate!
Hey baby keep your distance from that Hoyt guy. He smells like the biggest Broke Dick Fuctard I ever had the misfortune to experience! OMG the whole group of them seem to be Broke Dick Fucktarded!
by Hwytech March 8, 2021
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Dirty Dick Dealers

Men who send unsolicited dick pics to random females on Facebook.
WTFuck is wrong
With these dirty dick dealers?!?!?!?
by Wolfgang VonLoveless January 21, 2020
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Destroy dick December

Destroy dick December is the true December after waiting all month of November u can finally destroy your dick to your full potential
Hey bro how’s your destroy dick December going
by Thewiseoldome November 1, 2019
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