Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"
by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 23, 2022
Use this to make someone so mad they post you on there instagram story to attempt to get you jumped and they struggle with year 1 Level Spelling
by Freeg.Foogle March 26, 2023
my fatass walking a fish and in my cat, i ate my fortnite battle pass, i ❤️ charmander, the #1 robux buyer, i ate yo fatass dog, i shot my fish with a fortnite sniper, my mom is gay and having a trans fag daugher, my dad is a bisexual frog, my sister looks like a horse, my brother is the #1 doja cat fan, my dad wears a wig to look trans, having a affare with jimmy falon, my big fat gyat was the reason the twin towers fell, my grandma fell down the stairs and i giggled, i farted in her breathing tanks, now shes gone 😈😈😈😈 i hated her fatass. 🥰🥰🥰🤓🤓🤓🤓😃😃😃😃😃😡😡😡😡🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗😈🤷🏻 ♀️😈😈😈🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🫒🔥🔥🔥🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵😝😝😝😝😝😔😔😔😒🥵🥵😒😒
"james charles is tickleing my ass"
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.
skibi rizzer gyat on my grandma, level 100 gyat james charles, drakes 2 foot weewee, fortnite rizz, touching all the girls, tickleing my buns.
by iateyourtransgfthathasadick March 26, 2024
Just like the best of us, white girls on Halloween will frequently wish to engage in some fun, casual sex, but rarely describe it as such. Often times the words "I don't have sex, I make LOVE" can be heard, uttered from a "sexy cop" on the spookiest night of the year. In this way, if someone is being unrealistically romantic about a sexual encounter, you might describe it as them "making love... like white girls on halloween"
Brad: Man this girl is SO hot, I just wanna make love to her
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween
Chad: Yeah, okay bud... like white girls on Halloween
by Im_Finna_Keep_it_a_1000 September 16, 2019
Lou: "Can you believe all the Safari Girls after Tiger Woods?"
Reece: "Huh?"
Lou: "Big game hunters, girls that have sex with famous guys."
Reece: "And hope to get pregnant and the bucks with it."
Lou: "That would be the Rhino's horn, hahaha."
Reece: "Huh?"
Lou: "Big game hunters, girls that have sex with famous guys."
Reece: "And hope to get pregnant and the bucks with it."
Lou: "That would be the Rhino's horn, hahaha."
by Doc Irysch December 23, 2009
ask the girl you have been talking to for months to secure that deal
get that girl and make it official
get that girl and make it official
hey, did you hear? its national ask the girl you've been talking to for months.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
It is? no way. I'm about to make it official.
by applebottomjeans2 October 15, 2020
That white girl hood.
by ThatwhitegirlHood April 11, 2022