Three stoke joke not as bad as a two pump chump but still bad enough to be a joke. Someone who ejaculates too quickly that is so quick that it’s funny.
Girl 1: how was last night with tom
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”
Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty
Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
Girl2: it was terrible he was a “three stroke joke”
Girl1: omg that’s so lame... at least he’s pretty
Girl2: yeait was literally over in less than a minute!!!
by iSkytec December 16, 2018
Get the three stroke jokemug. (v.) Usually during a roadtrip or cross-country drive; This act first involves pulling over to the nearest convenience store, gas station, or rest area and purchasing a 1-liter bottle of drinking water or larger
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
Once the bottle of water has been obtained, the showerer then adjourns to the parking lot or nearest public restroom and upends the bottle over their head, preferably after stripping down to their underpants.
"Steve, this microbus has had a serious funk about it since some time after we passed the last state line."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
"Sounds like it's time for a three dollar shower."
by the_leif October 10, 2011
Get the three dollar showermug. by Heywhatdoyasay May 4, 2017
Get the cooking on three burnersmug. Daughter of a person's father with that same person's maternal aunt or daughter of a person's mother with that same person's paternal uncle.
My three-quarter-sister is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019
Get the three-quarter-sistermug. when you are friends with a bisexual person who dates a straight person who has sex with you and the bisexual person: see the movie Threesome
by LondonMcGregor October 11, 2011
Get the Three's Company Rulemug. When you take your index, middle, and ring fingers and gently poke a close friend in the upper thigh / buttocks region. Ideal to be the first one to remember on Friday.
(An ancient Italian custom.)
(An ancient Italian custom.)
Hey man, did you finger Jordan in physics class today?
Yeah brah, I got her so hard for Three Finger Friday.
Yeah brah, I got her so hard for Three Finger Friday.
by nikki-j October 7, 2011
Get the Three Finger Fridaymug. An age old dilemma the male race has had to endure, entailing the hardship of blood flow from one organ being subdued by the needs of another. Refers to both the mental and physical effects of losing (typically male) peak mental facilities.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Can also be attributed to females in regards to her metaphorical dick, most commonly considered derogatory if used by a male unless one of these conditions apply:
-Said female is a lesbian (thus referring to her strap-on).
-Said male is in the friend zone and the girl will disregard his statement as he is a non-entity.
-Said female is, in fact, a transexual, or hermaphrodite.
-Said female is a honey badger
Layman's terms: Thinking with one's dick, or popping a boner or erection in public. Sporting a metaphorical woody.
Bob:"Ever since his girlfriend cut him off, Dave's been walking on all threes. He really isn't much for Algebra today, but he is playing a mean game of mobile horseshoes."
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
Dave: "I can't help but salute every hot chick that walks by! I've been walking on all threes the entire day!"
Sandy: "If I had a dick, I'd be walking on all threes for her."
Friend Zone Fred: No, I totally wouldn't, I'm only interested in you.
Sandy: Aw, how sweet, you're such a good friend.
Friend Zone Fred:(thinking to himself) Fuck.
(What Friend Zone Fred should've said) "What are you a lesbian? Kinky." "Fuck yeah, hold on, lets meet up later." "Yeah, I can be tectonic friends with her." "Reminds me, if we screwed I'd have you walking on all four's the next morning" Etc... Pretty much any option or combination thereof that'll probably get him smacked, anything but option A.
Seriously, don't be Fred.
by Harlequin's Smile December 23, 2011
Get the Walking on All Threesmug.