Willy weird

When your dick behaves Strange.

For example: when you get a boner, while you talking to your boys.

Me: Waddup boys? How‘s you goin? Was it nice yes....
Homeboy: .... urghh sorry but duuude you have a fat boner!

Me: Oh fuck! Willy weird.
Homeboy: Damn.

by HumorStalin May 11, 2019

a weird nut

When there is absolutely no sexual connection. Whatsoever. But a motherfucka just HAASS to get their nut in. Even though it is not satisfying in any way, shape, or form. Resulting in sadness & regret from both parties.

Yo I was fucking this bitch & it was a weird nut bro.

by Nsteezie November 5, 2019

Fart Weirder

A insult used when one is cornered and has absolutely nowhere else to turn. Often compared to black magic, due to its negative affects on both the victim and the wielder. These affects can range from entirely unnoticeable and harmless to catastrophic and world changing. It is commonly believed among historians that Adolf Hitler was conceived after a nearby doctor muttered the words at a fellow peer. Banned in most European/Middle Eastern countries.

Wielder: Hey, fuck you buddy. You're a fart weirder.
*The Sun advances 5 billion years in age and expansion*
*Victim suffers a stroke and dies painfully*
*Wielder is erased from this timeline and a vending machine replaces him in everyone's memories*

by Jome Son of Nazketh October 20, 2019

nelli weird

a girl who has trust issues because boy's use her all the time, she has commitment issues and will never actually believes people

Person 1: i'm talking to nelli weird
Person 2: she's a crazy person tho

by nelli weird January 14, 2020

Funny weird

Klaudia

When a boy call your funny weird then stops talking to you :/

by Carley22 February 16, 2020

Fuckin weird

My friend Farah said "fuckin weird" is the new pretty.

I'm the CEO of taking fuckin weird pictures

by Fuckin weird April 30, 2020

The Weird Weeb

a term used to describe the weirdest of all weebs. chances are this person has seen and jacked off to a large ( records cap in at about a 1000 ) amount of hentai. The Weird Weeb is also generally annoying and is a lolicon and also like making people irate. Avoid him/her at all costs

Person A: Dude did you read the Doujin I made a few days ago?. it has children in it.
Person B: WTF NO DUDE DONT MAKE CHILD PORN . you truly are the weird weeb.

by BurnTheWeebs June 30, 2020