Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
by AHAHHARAGHGHGHGHGGHG!!!!!! ): November 8, 2023
Get the Black box warrior (p1)mug. The Warriors of Icebound is a war clan on the commonly known website ROBLOX. The group is led by the glorious, formidable, and courageous leader Events B. Cloudwalker. They are currently in their second era, and hope to strive to glory as one of the most, "Sigma" clans to ever exist on the face of Roblox.
by N8ven January 25, 2025
Get the The Warriors of Iceboundmug. by Craigdildo October 7, 2025
Get the Keyboard warriormug. 1. A relationship between close friends, typically male, that is loyal and close- where they pretend to be gay for eachother. Typically used ironically, or in a joking manner- individuals who use this phrase are usually not actually sexually involved, or attracted to eachother. But they will jokingly flirt with eachother. Bonus points if they are on the same team in a sport, video game, or other collaborative group.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
This is a reference to Acient Sparta/Thebes, where homoeroticism was incentivized between warriors within troops because leaders believed it would make them fight better.
Examples are two gamers, neither of which are gay, who flirt with eachother as a joke. Or two friends on a basketball team, both guys- neither gay, who, again, flirt with eachother as a joke.
2. A relationship between two people who are attracted to eachother, and flirt with eachother "as a joke" but are still just friends. Bonus points if they are on a team.
- typically used in queer circles to tease straight, cisgender men who pretend to be gay for eachother. But not with malice. LGBT+ people usually just find it funny/entertaining.
"In order to take down the other team, we must forge a warriors bond. Take off your clothes."
"Bet."
"Bet."
by MyxwStarletto June 26, 2023
Get the Warriors Bondmug. A range warrior is someone who dresses up like they are in a call of duty lobby but are in reality in a shooting range and over excess their need of equipment
by Masterogwayintosomeb1th3s January 19, 2022
Get the Range warriormug. “After 20 years out of college jimmy hasn’t paid off his student loans”
“I always knew that he was a sawdust warrior”
“I always knew that he was a sawdust warrior”
by South Eye Joe February 26, 2023
Get the sawdust warriormug. Fireheart from warrior cats animated Doesn’t even look like a cat, it looks like a science experiment gone wrong 😑👻
by Smm2lover29383837454363 March 20, 2024
Get the Fireheart from warrior cats animatedmug.