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Unicorn's Eyelash

Where the male places his penis hole on a subject's tear duct, then proceeds to ejaculate directly onto said duct(or ducts)
Rebecca: Gosh Mom, One minute we were dancing and laughing and do shots of Cuervo. Then, next thing I know, I wake up in the back of Trevor's van with pink eye.

Mother: It takes a special lady to receive the Unicorn's Eyelash darling...I hope you wore clean panties...Save the Belft for the third date.
by DT Smith March 26, 2008
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Dusty Unicorn

Doing a line of cocaine off of an erect penis
Hey, I have cocaine and a boner! Wanna do a dusty unicorn ?

I did so many dusty unicorns off that guy's dick last night, my nose hurts.

They were doing so many dusty unicorns off me last night, I feel like my dick might fall off.
by B-Jects March 24, 2025
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unicorn tongue

The sexiest tongue ever AND WILL ALWAYS BE
-Drew J Davidson
i REALLY WANT A UNICORN TONGUE ON SAVANNA AND MARISSA
by STEVELICKGUY June 19, 2014
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Unicorn

A HORSE WITH A FUCKING HORN
WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?
JOKES ABOUT A BIG COCK IN THE HEAD?
Unicorn is bullshit, son, don’t be a femboy and go to school
by Donttouchthatsockmum March 16, 2023
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torred unicorn

The quickest N/A Scat Pack on the planet.

Legend has it, it used to be a factory freak
by Cammed Scat Pack August 9, 2018
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unicorn glue

Butt spray for when you are taking a crap makes it not stink
I spay it in the toilet and you don’t smell my crap thank you unicorn glue
by Yaassssa May 29, 2018
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