Beaver Goons

A gang of beavers proficient in beating the bazinga out of human offspring.

Tyrone hired an army of beaver goons to exercise the concept of a lack of living, breathing, or otherly activities.

by Remathen July 28, 2021

Justin beaver

Someone who is really annoying

OMG she is so much justin beaver

by I LIKE TO SCREAM July 01, 2017

Justin Beaver

Justin Bieber just got a new pet and he loves his little guy to death ! It turns out it’s an elderly beaver! Justin stopped at buccees on a road trip to buy some Canadian bacon pizza then he saw the most special thing a stuffed toy beaver ! Justin was lonely and wanted a pet but he didn’t want to pay for something expensive instead he paid for a cheap stuffed beaver! Justin fell in love and named the toy Justin beaver !

Oh my word it’s Justin Bieber !!!!! It’s always been my dream to meet you Justin !! What’s that toy in your hand ?? He’s my best friend ! His name is Justin beaver! He’s my replacement for Selena

by Cupcake 711 March 18, 2021

Beaver's Oooohh

A beaver suddenly or eradictely makes an "Oooohh" can also be used in beaver football, sausage making or cleaning out the toilet.

"Toilet: Ooohh"
"Beaver: You stole my word"
"Beaver's Oooohh"

by Absenceoflove February 11, 2006

beaver concealer

When a girl stops another girl from getting it on sex with someone. The female equivalent of a cock block .

It was looking like Anton was about to bump uglies with Bella, but then Charlotte steamed over and was a beaver concealer

by Tubba Tdog September 21, 2019

Beaver tracks

When you leave shit streaks in your underwear resembling the skid trails from beavers dragging logs through the woods

I was doing laundry the other day and found some undies with beaver tracks in them

by #Fmlfdd June 10, 2024

Punxsutawney beaver

A vagina that only gets used once a year on a special occasion.

Before we were married, my wife and I had lots of sex, now she has a Punxsutawney beaver.

by Smedley McScarja March 30, 2017