country rap hype beast

what you listen when u would like to listen to sum smooth country but need to get hype up. sum good jams for this is sandy back allies, bitches in the boots, ripped jeans in New York, scruffy blunt

friend:man I want some country

friend 2:noo I want sum ting lit
me: what y'all need is some country rap hype beast

by m0bamba_lover_69 January 1, 2019

Bro-Country

Bro-country music, the twinkling star in the red Solo cup of country genres, often sounds like the playlist for a never-ending frat party. Dominated by lyrics that worship trucks, dirt roads, and beer, each song is like a map of clichés—always taking you right back to a tailgate you never left. The music videos? A veritable checklist: flannel shirts, cut-off jeans, and bonfires that look suspiciously hazard-free. It's less about the sound and more about selling a sun-drenched, muddy lifestyle, where the women are as interchangeable as the pickup trucks. This genre has perfected the art of turning nostalgia and auto-tune into chart-toppers, often making you wonder if there's a secret factory churning out these tunes via a "bro-country" Mad Libs book: just add a tractor, a generic body of water, and an attractive blonde to complete the formula. Indeed, bro-country might be the only place where you can get away with rhyming "beer" with "here" for the umpteenth time and still call it poetry.

As I scrolled through my music playlist for a road trip, I cringed at the bro-country track that promised once more another ode to beer and pickup trucks, thinking, "Surely, the world of country music can offer more than just endless choruses about Georgia dirt roads and nameless pretty girls."

by yahweh_7734 April 18, 2024

The Country of Oregon

Country off the coast of Oregon
Spoken language is “Organese”
Recognized as an official country in 1702

“You forgot about the country of Oregon!”

by Micheal Jackson man September 7, 2021

Cross Country

Running or jogging across fields or a countryside.

"I like to do cross country running with my friends along the countryside."

by aa375294 September 9, 2025

Chlamydia Country

A typical “lads holiday” country where chlamydia is often contracted. A place where sex fuelled teenagers go to get some puss.
Can be shortened to clap country

“Bro, I’ll never go back to that clap country, Ibiza. I came back riddled with it.”

“You ever been to that chlamydia country, Magaluf. When I returned I had to see several doctors.”

by Clonkobum March 26, 2024

Country Nasty

1. Fucking a pig in a gravy bath while eating chitterlings (chitlins for the city folk)

2. Another word for incest and/or beastiality.

I was inspired to get get country nasty after watching Charlotte’s Web.

by Nyquillis Dillwad November 28, 2018

country music

a genre of music that involves nostalgically singing about a break-up, usually done while driving.

I never realized that driver's license was such a country music song.

by Aegis Stormwind May 24, 2022