A Turtle Cake is when a man has a small penis that is also uncircumcised that resembles a frightened turtle and is put between the ass cheeks of an unsuspecting victim, thus the turtle is between the cakes.
by River.01 March 4, 2019
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by thatonespaghettinoodle April 2, 2020
Get the Hella cake mug.a phrase meaning something to the effect of "you know that thing you where promised to be rewarded after you completed this task? well, it doesn't exist". could also be described as being trolled. the term was coined by the video game Portal in which your player would navigate through a labyrinth of tests while being driven to continue by the promise of cake. towards the end of the game, i becomes clear that there is in fact no cake and your efforts where in vain.
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Employee 1: "I am soooo gonna get that raise man."
Employee 2: "Nah man, the cake is a lie"
Employee 1: "Well shit...."
2.)
guy: "omgz, awesome! if i complete these 4 offers from this pop-up, i can get a free ipod nano!!!1!"
3.)
prosecuting attorney: "we are finally going to put this person away!"
Jose Baez: "nope, the cake is a lie"
Employee 1: "I am soooo gonna get that raise man."
Employee 2: "Nah man, the cake is a lie"
Employee 1: "Well shit...."
2.)
guy: "omgz, awesome! if i complete these 4 offers from this pop-up, i can get a free ipod nano!!!1!"
3.)
prosecuting attorney: "we are finally going to put this person away!"
Jose Baez: "nope, the cake is a lie"
by aquaman153 July 9, 2011
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Get the space cake mug.A woman who, by any means, will take advantage of others. She may be considered a trifling whore, bitch, snatch, cunt, all of which are to the max. She cares not for anyone else's feelings nor her reputation. She sees is as pure gain. She is envious of others and will try to dominate all conversations, party elements, and fun. A cake whore is also a woman with no scruples in regards to friends. She may also be considered selfish and egocentric, but is most definitely greedy and willing to achieve personal happiness at the expense of others.
“Chan” is a cake whore; she has no concern for her friends, and wants her “cake” and probably already ate the whole fucking thing too!
by tha dizzle August 8, 2007
Get the cake whore mug.1. Retarded way to make fun of "SMART" People when they say "EarthQuake" and you scream out "NERF CAKE".
2.Nerf Caked (past tense): When you kill you team mate in Halo and Halo 2.
3 See Dee Dee Dee
2.Nerf Caked (past tense): When you kill you team mate in Halo and Halo 2.
3 See Dee Dee Dee
1. Smart Person: (Bull dozer goes buy trailer) Ah Earthquake!
You: It was a Bull Dozer Retard "NERF CAKE"!
2. Man 1: Damn man you killed me I'm on your TEAM!
Man 2: Hahaha man I "Nerf Caked" you.
3.See Dee Dee Dee
You: It was a Bull Dozer Retard "NERF CAKE"!
2. Man 1: Damn man you killed me I'm on your TEAM!
Man 2: Hahaha man I "Nerf Caked" you.
3.See Dee Dee Dee
by Bud G November 10, 2008
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