two dutch mugs

To be really wasted.

a sort of spoonerism: too much drugs

"what has he taken?"
"Two Dutch Mugs"


"Ah, man, driving this car would be easier if it wasn't for these Two Dutch Mugs"

by spikee-pixie April 17, 2009

Two Drank Skank

The female version of "The Two Beer Queer."

- a cheap date
"Abby has had two beers and is wasted... That my friends is a two drank skank!"

by Two Drank Skank May 11, 2015

Two hour tacos

A guy who eats two tacos in 2 hours usually named Gabriel

hey Gabriel what do you want

I want some Two hour tacos

by XOTWOD23 March 14, 2022

Freddy two thumbs

Someone who is always using there thumbs texting on there phone

Did you see that guy?
Ya, he's definitely a Freddy two thumbs.

by kstan34 August 08, 2010

Two Toke Mole

When someone who resembles a mole (physically or mentally), takes two tokes of a joint and starts coughing up their lungs.

Two Toke Mole: Man I got so stoned last night!
Person: Dude, you took two tokes and passed out...

by roleypoleymemleh June 14, 2013

Two scroat goats

A Idiom used to express ones dissatisfaction with facing something that is inevitable. Short hand for the Metaphorical expression: (to be like) two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone.

Both the idiom and the metaphorical expression originated from the class of 2015 at a derp school near Atlanta,GA

Idiom:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study. Two scroat goats.

Metaphorical expression:
White suburban kid#1: Ready for finals?
White suburban kid#2: No, I didn't study.
White suburban kid#1: Gee, I guess you and that final are like two scroat goats locked in a barn with nothing to do but bone, huh.
White suburban kid#2: Indeed.

by cottagefrottage August 23, 2014

Two flush and brush

The definitive good shit. A digestive transit of such healthy proportions that it requires two flushes and the application of the toilet brush to help it on its way.

"Good shit, Liz?"
"Two flush and brush, Phil. You'd best call the Lord Chamberlain to open the palace windows."

by chope May 22, 2009