Joke

An Excuse people use when they did something wrong to get out of a Lecture.

Person 1: Person 2 hit me
Person 2: It was only a Joke. Why do you have to take everything so seriously.

by A fucking mess January 4, 2019

joke

your jokes aint funny

jokes aint funny

by my pseudonym WHATAREYOUONABOUT January 11, 2019

piadas da net (internet jokes)

1-Used to describe a form of comic that can assume diverse forms like images, videos, etc. and is diffused through the social networks whose access is realized through Internet.
2-a variation of the term "meme"generally used by people over 50 used mostly in Portuguese-speaking countries

boy 1- eu realmente gosto desta pagina de Facebook, ela partilha piadas da net (internet jokes) muito engraçadas
boy 2 -não te atrevas a chamar memes ,"piadas da net (internet jokes)" de novo ,eles são a joia da internet e devem ser tratados como tal

by winterwyanamelody June 24, 2018

joke

your life

person 1: want to hear a joke

person 2: what

perosn 1 : Your life

by hi im gay 3 June 27, 2018

Joke

See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.

(actual convo)
Me: you see though, my friends will get the joke.
Mom: You're a joke.
(See also, Accident (6)
A child that was unintended to be born.)

by nota13yrold August 4, 2018

Dict Jokes

Immature penis jokes that puns off of words that start with “dict”.

Person 1: I bet that secretary is good at dick-tation.
Person 2: That porn star was actually a good actress. She had really good dick-tion.
Person 3: A friend of mine went downtown to hire a male prostitute. I guess he wanted an Urban Dick-tionary.
Person 4 (the mature one who has had enough): Will you all stop with the Dict Jokes?

by Jfman August 9, 2018

Passport Joke

A joke to lighten the mood while in line at TSA , but still get delayed.

The TSA lady didn't like my passport joke about fitting 10 clowns in my check on baggage.

by Lv5 Bread August 23, 2018