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Jason

A snake who tried to attack Jung Jaehyun at IKEA. Thankfully Johnny was there to save Jaehyun.

Time lapse a year later and you say Jaehyun wearing a snake-like jacket during the Superhuman era.
Johnny: *having a convo with Fred*

Jason: *jumps on Jaehyun*
Jaehyun: Ah! Help! 🥺🥺
Johnny: Jason! Jason! He’s my friend! 🤦🏻 ♂️
Jason: 🤭🐍
by kim zeus November 5, 2020
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Jason

Jason is the worst person on planet earth. At first glance he seems like a somewhat interesting person, but the longer you look the more he looks like some ancient creature that belongs in the primordial soup. Sometimes, you may think he is thinking, but you would be surely mistaken, as his mind is blank (save for an occasional catgirl). He is the largest simp known to man, how he manages to hold a thought for that long is beyond me. His appearance is almost as bland as the women he simps for, and his voice sounds like a shepard tone of a cat falling into a garbage disposal.
Greg: " I wish I could never see jason again"
Boris: "Same"
Tabatha: "he once pee'd into a glass of milk and called it a liquid egg"
by chadsmith11 October 13, 2020
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Jason Soap

A soap for those especially cocky and arrogant. When not wanted to be embarrassed, Jason Soap is a good excuse, as you can blame it as a rash effect.
“Why is Dylan’s face so red?”
“Idk, but he blamed it on Jason Soap”
by applejuicee December 31, 2019
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jason ortiz

Awsome has black and blond he takes care of a bryan they are botch chill
by By awsome March 18, 2017
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Jason

Person 1: Hey is that Eric?
Person 2: No LOL, that’s Jason.
by Jericdailo November 23, 2021
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Jason

Jason is the goat,Jason is the most sexiest person you will ever meet,Jason has the most caring heart and he will make you laugh a whole bunch,Jason is a ladies man,Jason is a very brave person
Person 1:Hey it’s Jason so great?
by Tommy1852 March 20, 2025
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Jason yau

Jason yau is a femboy twink who loves men
by Connor the sandwich guy December 31, 2022
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