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Ho-Jump

When you trust a girl to stay at your place, but not enough to give her a key. You make her leave through the garage. She opens the garage and hits the close button. She runs as fast as she can out of the garage hurdling the sensor while simultaneously ducking down to avoid the garage door as it closes.
I was late for work so I made Stacy do the ho-jump when she leaves.
by Phillip_Banks July 18, 2014
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SHOTGUN HO

A person thats plays MW2 multiplayer by sprinting around using only ranger akimbo.
Christ, use a different weapon and stop being such a little shotgun ho!
by the-bator gator August 7, 2010
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Stank Ho

Your mother. The bitch is a Stank Ho. Bitch so stank she made some nearby flies who were busy eating shit gag and puke.
There was this horrible smell, I couldn't isolate the source, then I saw your Stank Ho mama.
by That Dude Who Knows January 3, 2021
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ho humdinger

Something that everyone except you seems to find awesome and/or hilarious. (A portmanteau of 'ho hum' and 'humdinger'.)
Brent: Have you seen Avatar? It's the best movie EVER!

Michelle: Yeah, that's what EVERYONE'S been saying, but I, personally, found it boring as hell. I think it's the biggest ho humdinger in history!
by neochronomo March 19, 2011
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thiccy ho

A thiccy ho is someone who is thicc and they know it. Some who flaunts themselves around because they know they got junk in their trunk.
Guy: Dang, she is a thiccy ho!
Girl: Thanks, you're a thiccy ho too.
by wh040904 July 12, 2017
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bag ho

Anyone who chases the bag of dope.
both genders ( not just females) are prone to not have enough money to take care their meth (can be any drug really) habit. There for they have to hang with someone who has the drug. They will hang with anyone. Even the worst person in the world. they'll sleep with whom ever just to get "high".
EXAMPLE: James is such a friggen "bag ho". He just goes from place to place. Doesn't matter who it is, as long as they have dope. He's slept with some really nasty, gross bitches just to get high.
by kittyNdahood May 13, 2010
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Ho-Napped

When you leave a bar with a drunk female, go back to her house, and she refuses to give you a ride back to your car until 4:00 the next day.
"Dude, I can't go to that bar. That chick that Ho-Napped me works there."
"You mean that girl who wouldn't give you a ride back to your car untill 4:oo the next day?"
"Yeah. She Ho-Napped me!"
by Downtowne January 11, 2009
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