Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.

Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.

by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Dirt whore

A nasty bitch who surrounds herself with rescuers in the hopes to use them even if it means she only gets a kids happy meal without the toy and still feels like she's won. A BOTTOM FEEDER

Hot mess you are a dirt whore.

by Gage101 March 31, 2019

stump dirt

The cust that accumulates at the base of your shaft in between Your scrotum and leg.

I made her lick my stump dirt

by Fullmoon247365 November 8, 2020

dirt plunger

An insult to call your friends

You are a peace of dirt
Your a plunger (poop uncloger)

dirt plunger

You are a filthy dirt plunger

by DIRT PLUNGER April 20, 2016

Dirt

rios CAMELTOE!!! :|:|:|

-shit you can see that thing from a mile away!
-that girl needs to stop wearing spandex as pants.
-rio is dirt.

by T-O-M-M-Y December 10, 2008

Dirt Fairy

They originated form Houston were the fattest of the fat poeple go.A.K.A Rosie O'Donnell and that morbidly obese girl with the uncontrollable flatulence that sit's in front of me in history. Whenever you dig a hole the dirt fairy's come and take or add more dirt. Evertime the little bastards do it!

Were did all this dirt come form! dirt fairy's dude dirt fairy's. dirty little bastards!

by sterfry with ketchup May 22, 2008