by Mjsmalls August 15, 2017
Get the fart crymug. The fart bubble that is stuck between your ass cheeks that won't come out no matter how much you squeeze your cheeks.
by DustyWindow January 24, 2015
Get the Corked Fartmug. Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.
by William shitespeare October 4, 2023
Get the fart cancellingmug. Disguising of one's glorious flatulence by releasing a'SBD' (silent but deadly) after another releases gas and openly admits to the act - in this event the first to fart will unknowingly smell, and enjoy (believing it was their sent), your fart and possibly even be egotistically proud of the vigor of the second party's flatulence.
Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.
2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Uses:
1. Ambush: convince another to unknowingly enjoy your sh!t smell.
2. Rebranding: Cover up and hide your sent in another's indiscretions.
Wife: "Tee-Hee, I just did a poo smell..."
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."
Trojan fart.
Husband: (tactfully releases SBD, then pretends to be displeased) "Phew hun, that one was a 'good' one. You sure beat me for the day!"
Pleased wife: "Tee-Hee."
Trojan fart.
by King Vern November 22, 2014
Get the Trojan Fartmug. by big poopy guy aka big guy dick June 24, 2021
Get the bussy fartmug. It’s several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
by Richter Ass September 29, 2019
Get the Fart silencermug. When a female uses a vibrator so powerful it causes the vaginal lips to slap each other causing the lips to make a "fart" sound.
Sarah: hey Jen did you use the penetrator 6000 last night?
Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.
Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.
Jen: yeah it literally caused me to fart flap it was hilarious.
Sarah: oh Jen you love abit of fart flapping.
by nipsmandem May 18, 2014
Get the Fart flappingmug.