(Noun). The male equivalent of the female 'chronic bitch face'. When one's attitude cannot help but seep into their facial structure, making it seem as if a chronic shit is being taken.
by FrumpyCat April 30, 2014

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021

by I have a Goldfish February 27, 2023

Describes someone fucking around being annoying. Dopy meaning stupid and bastard directed it at the certain person.
by lad55 May 7, 2022

Usually said in a playful way to a friend or peer.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
A person that is both a fucker and a bastard but not a fucking bastard.
by Big_mickey_bloke April 15, 2023

An unofficial font where every fourth letter in a word is suddenly comic sans while the rest is times new Roman thought it may just be every fourth letter.
Unable to give example
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
Times new bastard: every fourth letter of each word is comic sans while the rest is times new Roman
by JackleRaid October 7, 2020
