Tard Wranggler

The customers on the other end of the phone when you work tech support. The act of having many bad customers, over and over. (see also: Tard Support)

Dude, I haven't had any sales today... I'm just a tard wranggler today.

by Markforshizzle December 31, 2005

Tard Crusher

Someone not of full mental capability.

Often used to describe someone with blond hair and blue eyes and glasses.

Also known as "The Milky Bar Kid"

A boy who works with computers around 20years old

by Joe Cool February 18, 2005

Trump Tard Syndrome

TTS Is a person who blindly follows Trump versus leveraging independent thinking and listening to science and doctors.

That guy has TTS (Trump Tard Syndrome) one of Trump’s Tard’s.

by #FACTSAREFACTS April 3, 2020

emo-tard

A new slang word meaning "Emotional Retard" founded July, 11th 2010 in order to help put a comical spin on the tragic life of Alea and friends.

Stop being such an emo-tard Andrew!!

by Big Baybee July 11, 2010

Malicious Tards

1. A stupid bitch who spreads crabs amongst people.
2. They can strike in packs and roam in their natural habitat, Xbox live.
3. A little kid, who is constantly screaming.

Wholy shit dude, I got cancer and crabs from that Malicious Tards.

by The Game, You Lost It March 1, 2010

v-tard

General officer (usually USAFNG) that doesn't follow the advice of his trusted staff officers, violates ethics laws, and subsequently gets himself fired.

Did you see what that V-tard did today?

by just another staff officer June 24, 2011

tard hatch

The hatch that allows "tards into the room"

Who left the Tard Hatch open?

by the tard hatch doorman October 28, 2011