Hot Fudge Surprise

After doing a girl doggy style, shit in your hand and in one quick motion SLAM IT DOWN HER F***ING THROAT SCREAMING "HOT FUDGE SURPRISE" AT THE TOP OF YOUR LUNGS
Hey man, last night i gave my girl a hot fudge surprise
"Whats that?"
ITS WHEN I SHIT IN MY HAND AND RAM IT DOWN HER THROAT GOD DAMMIT
"Niccccce"
by Jonny Rocketfingers February 26, 2008
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wet hand surprise

when fingering a girl, becoming irritated, annoyed, or bored so much as to smack her face with a hand full of juices that she squirted into one's cupped hands.
I was sick of the nasty faces my girl was making, so I gave her the wet hand surprise!
by the big purple hippo July 19, 2009
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blue cheese surprise

when a girl lets a guy go down on her and does not inform him that she has a yeast infection with vaginal discharge
Damn bro, that smoking hot chick that I took home from the bar last night got me good with the ole blue cheese surprise. I went down on her and got a mouthful.
by nitehock August 17, 2013
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Surprise Trust Fall

When you perform a trust fall on a unsuspecting victim while yelling "SURPRISE TRUST FALL"
John: So how was the party man?

Dylan: Oh it was good. It was at Mikes house and we all-

John: SURPRISE TRUST FALL!
by bigiglrsdon'tcry April 10, 2010
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back door surprise

the act of reaching ones hand around anothers bottom and sneaking an object in said butt hole/crack
last night i totally hit my gf with a back door surprise, she loved it
by butt grabber11 March 04, 2009
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tin roof surprise

When one's balls are covered in hot fudge and then sucked.
Bitch used all my hot fudge last night for her and Pete's tin roof surprise!
by Thirty Minute Thursday August 30, 2008
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Hair-noose surprise

When one wraps his partners hair around her neck, holding onto it firmly from behind, and places a thumb just behind her anus. With a swift tug, pull back on the hair and insert the thumb shouting "surprise".
Dude - the chick hasn't talked to me since the hair-noose surprise.

Did you shout surprise?
No
Well that would be why then!
by Badman2000 October 26, 2015
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