shooting squirrel in a barrel

when there are so many loose women at a bar it doesn't matter if you have a crooked dick, you can't miss!!!!

Gentile Mike: How was the bar last night?

Jewish Mike: There was so much poonani at that bar last nite it was ridiculous?

Gentile Mike: Did you hit any of that shit?

Jewish Mike: Are you serious, it was like shooting squirrel in a barrel. I got it in and got my bhole licked.

Gentile Mike: "Nice. I like. Borat voice."

by Mr. Jewish Mike January 16, 2013

Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel

He is defiantly a feral squirrel

by The cuntalope December 4, 2013

squeeze a squirrel

taking a dump. this term keeps it in the rodent family to go along with prairie dogging.

dude after that roach coach food i need to go squeeze a squirrel

by long drive to reno April 11, 2011

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

Squirgle

The sound made by a belly digesting alchohol/drugs the morning after.

"Listen to the squirgles of that boy!"

by Rubick June 4, 2003

Squircle

What you get when you add a circle and a circle together.

The China Airlines Passenger was carrying a box that was in a squircle shape. Not quite all square but not round either, just kind of in a twisted shape way.

by Joshua Butler August 31, 2005

squirrel

A unit of measurement in which you use when you have no idea of what the measurment actually is.

(1) "I'm to lazy to read the graduated cylinder so lets just say its a squirrel of hydrochloric acid."

(2) (person1)" how much have you benched today? " (person2)" a squirrel."

by Dooostin December 14, 2006