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Hand Shandy 

To masturbate or to sexually pleasure another person
Craig gave Mark a hand shandy on the plane ride
Hand Shandy by Mrs hand shandy March 19, 2023

Swift shank 

Someone who thinks they’re cool, bu comes off cringey

Shit Shanker 

When you have a sore anus due to either under or over wiping after defecating.
Man I've had diarrhea for over a day now and I have a severe case of the shit shankers.
Shit Shanker by N Made July 25, 2023

Shitty Shandy 

When someone urinates into your arsehole and it all leaks out into a glass
"Ben gave Charlie a shitty shandy last night"
Shitty Shandy by Joosh648 March 14, 2024

Towel-Shank 

The act of wrapping up a towel then smaking someone with it.
Don't make me towel-shank you

dirty shakyra 

When you where originally sent there to assassinat a person with a spiked drink, but you end up putting your dick in their mouth very roughly. causing them to choke to death
I accidentally did a dirty shakyra yesterday while on the job.