box queef

That squelching fart sound that you hear when slotting the lid back over a small, laminated cardboard box.

1: "Did you just fart?"
2: "Nah, it's just box queef. I was putting the lid back on the set of cards."

by Pseudonymouspseudonym September 22, 2016

Mark queef

When someone goes into a classroom and it starts to stink

Student T "damn it stinks in hear."

Student Z "I guess it's because mark queef came into the room"

by Yeet407 January 30, 2020

Queef

the green powder in the bottom pot of your weed grinder (;

person1: hey bro lets go smoke this queef?
person2: yeah bro lets go smoke a fatty!

by br4t20 August 26, 2021

Milf queefs

Ok,so you see someone at the market, and they look like a big scary milf: she has too much fake tanner on and she has boots leaking towards her brain, she has pubes sticking out of her thong,she has stretch marks and she looks like a monster from 300. Feel free to make a quest sound.

I said ew when I saw milf queefs

by Alex phoenix October 6, 2023

Eye Queef

To sneeze with your eyes open causing an expulsion of air from behind the eye out through the eyelids.

In perfect tandem the pollen reached her nose as the shock of seeing her estranged sister forced her eyes open, an eye queef would be their "how we met story."

by FuckItFriday September 17, 2021

The Keef Queef

n: When you do a bong or weed vape hit through your anus, then releasing the combination of gases into the air in a hotboxed room.

"Damn babe did you see how that girl did The Keef Queef all over the room? Now shit smells like skunk ass"

"

by ~~~Power~~~ January 9, 2025

radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.

Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?

by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017