musty potato

A musty potato is when one sexual partner defecates into the others anus and then proceeds to fuck their anus.

"My gf wants me to musty potato her "

by Brocken-lavalamp July 19, 2016

Dirty Potato

A demeaning sexual gesture involving smearing feces on one's testicles and tea-bagging an individual while they are unaware.

I gave my cheating ex-girlfriend a dirty potato on her birthday.

by D.isfor.Donut September 4, 2018

Cool potatoes

When something is really cool it mean school potatoes

I’m walking down the street and I see somebody shoes and I will say to them your shoes are cool potatoes

by Ainsley potato May 23, 2021

Potato zombie

nonsense

"That's a load of potato zombie"

by Chit4brans October 15, 2020

Dirty Potato

When an individual with a penis and testicles inserts said testicles into their partner's anus. Oftentimes, the "potatoes" will come out covered in feces.

A sexual act that is not for the faint of heart.

Ashley and I did the Dirty Potato last night.

by johnfortnitekreger February 1, 2023

disfunctional potato

Someone who is as disfunctional as a potato

Stop being disfunctional potato and get your act together

by Weevobeevo February 25, 2021

Hairy Potato

Hairy Potato, also known otherwise as HP, is currently Selena Gomez's boyfriend. He plays Ernie in the classic, Sesame Street. However, he does not love Selena Gomez as he is the big gay. Usually, before he goes to sleep at night, Hairy Potato slicks his hair back with some coochie cleaner. He is friends with Nick Jonas, Tracer, Winston, and Widowmaker.

"Hairy Potato is fat, stupid, and a horse girl!"

by Thiccy Niccy's Friend December 6, 2018