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Planter's Peanut Worts

Planter's Peanut Worts is now recognized as an extremely rare infectious stage of health disorder found amongst peanut plantation slumlord Masters from the State of Georgia.
Former President Jimmy Carter was removed from his local Habitat for Humanities health care facility to his dry roasting house for home hospice because of Planter's Peanut Worts. A local non-union brain surgeon will attempt to remove his peanut if not put up to bid soon.
by BigFranky@hotmail.com February 20, 2023
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packing peanuts

When you get a box in the mail you open it up and there is packing peanuts inside it is another way to keep your purchase from breaking during shipping like bubble wrap or foam they look good to eat it’s tempting… they look like marshmallows and usually come in colors such as pink white or blue….I’m hungry
Hey look she just got a package in the mail!…what is she doing with the packing peanuts? OMG THOSE ARE TOXIC SOMEONE CALL 911!
by KlttyMeowMeow August 29, 2021
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peanut

An affectionate term used for an idiot or stupid person.
by Quaddieprincess June 6, 2017
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peanut butter nips

where a fat male or female take peanut butter mainly smooth and rubs it around his/her nipples, face, mouth, and hands. and dances wearing nothing but underwear.
A man puts smooth peanut butter on his nipples in an attempt to seduce a passionate lover of the same sex, in this act you can also make the smooth peanut butter into creamy peanut butter this is an example of peanut butter nips.
by skullhead November 2, 2017
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peanut butter whirlwind

When in the back country for a long time and your poop turns gold, and looks similar to a peanut butter whirlwind.
Man Dude! I just dropped the biggest peanut butter whirlwind, i had to dig 2 cat holes.
by pbwhirl November 21, 2020
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Peanut Butter and Jelly

When you shit so hard blood starts coming out of your ass.
Guy: Dude, last night I shit so hard I made a Peanut Butter and Jelly!

Guy: That's fucking disgusting.
by packtober April 14, 2022
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Peanut Decline

When everything with peanuts has been banned from a certain area due to some ones peanut allergy.
dude, there has been a major Peanut Decline because Jimmy over there is scared of peanuts... *sigh*
by andirella March 16, 2011
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