Tits on bacon

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bin tits

Tits that sag more than 10cm but less than 30cm and have dinner plate sized ariolas.

Check out her bin tits, I wouldnt fuck her but id still blow the back of her throat out

Hey Gazza!, Check out them droopy bin tits!

No way, I'm not motorboating those in tits

by ox box January 18, 2016

cloth tit

It's basically having a feel while fully clothed. Usually the first 'sexual' experience (i.e. beyond holding hands or a kiss) which a young lad might hope to get.

According to Sid the Sexist whilst under hypnosis in a recent episode of Viz magazine: I've never done it with a real lass. I once gorra cloth tit off a lass at a party. But that's as far as I've gan.

by PaudyMac March 23, 2016

Hung to the tits

How a girl feels after drinking heavily the night before.

I’m having a hard time today. I’m Hung to the tits!

by JimmyRK November 17, 2018

peppermint tits

1. when your friend tries to draw a diagonal boob half asleep and calls it peppermint tits

2. when your side and under boob is showing

1. "i went back to my desktop just to try and make a shirt with diagonal boob, and only diagonal boob, while half asleep and wanting to do it in 5 minutes or less. i affectionately call it "peppermint tits", because it looks kind of like a peppermint candy, and "proof i need mental help," for obvious reasons."

2. virgin 1 : whoa man thats a lot of boob youre showing
virgin 2 : yea those are my PEPPERMINT TITS

by sansmaeda underronpa November 17, 2018

droppin tit

Droppin Tit is a subtle mating call that may be executed subconsciously by a woman, usually when the woman is in heat. Droppin Tit occurs when the female exposes her titty in public and, in many cases, pictures of said titty end up on the internet.

For example, in response to an Instagram post where titty has been dropped, an interested male might say, "If Kim's gonna be droppin tit like that you gotta let me know”

by SkiBoat17 October 10, 2018

tit zit

Self explanatory really. Tiny tits that look like zits/spots instead of nipples

Me: "Hey, wanna suck my tit zit titties?
Stranger:" Yes please...and your dick zit"
Me:"Oh shit"

by Bigfatbozwithbigfatballbag January 11, 2019