Couch time

Wow, that kid is messed up! I see a lot of couch time in his future.
by FunNun July 24, 2009
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Fibonacci Time

The time when the clock reads 11:23:58.13.
These digits are the beginning of the Fibonacci sequence:
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233
"Mom, can I stay out past 11 tonight?"
"Sure, honey; just be back by Fibonacci time."
"... Fuck you."
by Dearest Daniel March 16, 2010
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time machine

when you drink too much and black out and wake up not knowing where you are and how you got there....
How did you get home last night? I have no idea I took the time machine home.
by hohohonotoe January 13, 2011
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Time for lunch

The most effective phrase to say when a male wants a female to fellate (see: Fellatio) him; often paired with the action of simultaneously unbuttoning the pants and pulling out the penis.

Origin: The pornographic classic "Sex City 2", the sequel to "Sex City" and precursor to "Sex City 3"
Male: Shut your fucking mouths, bitches!

Female: Can't you be a little nicer, cutie.

Male: Ok, time for lunch. (Whips out junk)
by Quixo December 19, 2008
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the time rapist

A man who is cursed to endure the epic random journey through time... raping those who willingly or unwittingly break the sacred laws of the space-time continuum.
Dang! I think I've just been visited by the Time Rapist.
by highbrow_faulker July 28, 2010
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Time Portal

The act of having anal sex with a male or female. And just before the point of ejaculation, you pull out and try to splooge into the gaping anus before it closes.
I time portaled that bitch first try.

That hoe had a slow time portal. That shit never closed.
by 302 for shiznit April 23, 2009
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Kill time

A noun given to certain activites that mean little to the person performing them and in fact are just performed to waste time.
Donnie: "Why do you waste time on the computer writing definitions for made up words?"
Frank: "It's just a kill time to get out of working"
by S. Darko May 29, 2009
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