apartment ninja

One who steps lightly on the floor in a second/third story apartment.

One who sneaks into the neighbor's apartment through the patio door.

1. Dude, I had to be an "apartment ninja" just to go to the bathroom becuase the old lady downstairs likes to yell at me for noises...

2. Dude I think I just got owned by an "Apartment Ninja" because that's the third time my internet was on when I came home.

by !Z3D! August 4, 2008

ninja turtle

When you have a very sudden and extreme need to use a toilet.

Derived from "turtle head poking out".

Denoting an unexpected, well-armed and violent turtle, a pissed-off Raphael in your stomach if you will.

A: Wow honey, that was some delicious curry and black coffee. Those green peppers sure were hot!

B: Yeah... *clutching stomach*

A: You look green. Are you okay?

B: No, I've got a ninja turtle in here. *pointing to stomach* Be right back.

by remote Erik June 25, 2008

Tech Ninja

The most awesome position to be in all of Theatre. They run the whole show, controlling lights, sound, and the stage crew. The are invisible to the public but a major influence to the cast.

I love being a Tech Ninja! :)

by techieninja February 27, 2010

day of the ninja

"day of the ninja" is a fake holiday created by ninjaburger.com in competition with "internationl talk like a pirate day". it is celebrated on december 5th. it is designed to celebrate ninja in all their glory. it is customary for those who celebrate to dress and act like ninja.

(december 4th)
dude 1: hey dude, whatcha doin tomorrow?
dude 2: bein a ninja
dude 1: what?
dude 2: tomorrow's day of the ninja. duh
dude 1: oh. sweet! i wanna be a ninja!
dude 2: then dress up as one

by seadracon October 9, 2006

Ninja Shit

Where you shit so fast, it'll seem like you never left where you were.

If you're on the job and you have to go, but you're afraid to leave.... take a ninja shit.

by Ivana humpoalot November 5, 2011

Nasty Ninja

The act of suprising a partner by inserting a baby oil or etc bottle into their anus and dispensing the contained oil causing an eruption of sorts all over their crack and cheeks.

Last night I got cindy with a Nasty Ninja, the oil flowed like a fountain.

by mcnasty6969 March 6, 2011

chocolate ninja

A person highly skilled in ass assassination. A prerequisite of the chocolate ninja is a high degree of stealth so that his target is entirely unaware of what is about to come.

Don't go anywhere alone with Tom, he's a right chocolate ninja!

by crxchaos May 28, 2005