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Miss london

An English teacher that is always on her period and shes king kongs left testicle
by K02fanny November 25, 2018
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Hit or miss

Mia Khalifa never hit or miss huh
by miaa Knhalifa November 26, 2018
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miss or hit

MISS OR HIT
I BET THEY ALWAYS HIT YA
YOU GOT NO BOYFRIEND I BET HE ALWAYS KISSES YA HAUM
HE AIN’T GONNA FIND ANOTHER GIRL AND HE WILL MISS YA
Guy 1: aw shit I missed
Crazy person: MISS OR HIT I BET THEY ALWAYS HIT YA
by MHHHHHHHHHHHHH November 27, 2018
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Hit or miss

A thing we’re tik tok never miss huh and we all have boyfriends but they never kiss us muah they always find another girl and they don’t miss ya they will always skirt and hit the dab like wiz khalifa
Guy 1- dang tik tok has me down
Guy 2-yeah, hit or miss
by Skoooler December 5, 2018
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Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.
Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers
by Goober Dana October 25, 2018
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Miss Punnymany

Da super-helpful-and-dedicated secretary of da great stand-up comedian Bames Johnned; she often sits off-stage with a two-way earpiece-radio to maintain constant communication with him, and quietly makes joke-suggestions to Mr. Johnned if he is occasionally is at a loss for words.
Bames Johnned: Good evening, Folks, and thank you so much for coming; you all look absolutely fabulous from here! A funny thing happened on my drive over here tonight --- I saw a whole flock of wild geese in the grassy median of the freeway, and they were all making a huge commotion over something they'd found on the ground. Dunno why they were being so noisy about it, though; I guess that they just --- ummmm..."
Miss Punnymany: "How 'bout, 'they just enjoy honking their own horns', Sir?"
Bames Johnned: "Yes --- they just enjoy honking their own horns! Thanks, Miss Punnymany --- how would I ever manage without you?"
by QuacksO November 5, 2018
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fuck miss

When you miss the way someone fucks you, or used to fuck you
Man I was thinking about how Jack would get me doggy style..i really fuck miss him..he was good. Old flame previous partner
by Bloobelle July 11, 2017
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