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douche machine 

A deformed state of mind with faulty judgement.
Alex screamed "Douche Bag!" as the racing cra cut him off.
douche machine by Jen Jen July 18, 2003

blast machine 

A cheap Wal-mart keyboard equipped with an automatic repeating beat that also includes a microphone. Used to put someone on blast.
What, bitch. Are you trying to start mess? Oh naw, I'm have ta get out the Blast Machine.

Glitter Machine 

A bodypainting machine that turns people into loud, sparkly, colorful hedonists.
When the girls stepped out of the Glitter Machine everyone's head turned.
Glitter Machine by hobosalesman August 22, 2010

mr. body massage machine 

a body massage machine is a vibrator.....so a mr. body massage machine is a vibrator....it's just a fucking vibrator
"I'm going to the drugstore to get a Mr. Body Massage Machine!I'll be pretty occupied for the next few hours, so don't call me."

Rage Against The Machine 

Beat the X-Factor finalist Joe whats his face to the Xmas No1 spot in 2009, all thanks to Jon and Tracey Morters epic Facebook campaign to get their best known song "Killing in the Name" to No1 in the Xmas charts.

As a big thankyou they put a free gig at Finsbury park in London June 6th 2010 with support acts such as The Gallows, Roots Manuva and Gogol Bordello.

The gig it'self was awesome and Rage handed over a cheque for over £130,000 from all their Xmas sales to Shelter, a charity for the homless which the Facebook campaign also raised over £100,000 for as well
Rage Against The Machine Rage Shelter Finsbury Jon Morter Tracey Morter

ATM machine

n. Rich people
n. Street bitches, hookers!
n. Pussy
n. Hot girls
n. Whatever gives money
1- Bill Gates is a human ATM Machine in a flesh!
2- Look at the ATM Machine with the pink mini-skirt, she got fat ass!
3- Girls are lucky, no matter how stupid they are, their ATM MAchine hooks them up with a nice future!
4- Look at them walking ATM Machines!
5- Uh oh, these hungry thugs said it was ATM Machine night, the paper's gotta come from somewhere.
ATM machine by Blue Raven December 28, 2005