May 29 

International suck off your bf's bully day

Guy 1: hey, wanna go on a double date this Sunday?
Guy 2: sorry can't, my gf's busy this Sunday
Guy 1: oh yeah, it's May 29, huh

May 29 by Not_a_cool_doood May 30, 2021

May 5th 

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

May 5th by Simpin forem May 3, 2022

may 17

May 17 is my best friends birthday.
I love you jamey and happy birthday<3

(i hope you never see this lowkey)

me - guess what
rando - what
me - its may 17!!
rando - so???
me - Its my jameys birthday duh
rando - no one gaf gab.

may 17 by g4qqy May 6, 2022

May 17th 

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

May 17th by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

May 20th 

Did you really look up your birthday?? You self absorbed prick. Disgusting. I pity the weak like you. What?? Did you want a definition about your birthday? Go get stuck to the floors at your local Burger King.

Wow that guy with the May 20th birthday got stuck to the floor again. Go get the spatula to pry em off.

May 20th by JesSUCCa October 20, 2019

May Day 

A new national holiday on May 1st, where the U.S celebrates settling the score on the war on terror.

I often celebrate May Day by playing some Call of Duty

May Day by Afrothundr55 May 24, 2011

May Two-Four 

A Canadian public holiday, also called Victoria day. It is known for a weekend where Canadian private school kids head to montreal to get shitfaced at clubs and hit on by creepy old men.

A definition of privilege and entitlement but most gladly own it.

Person 1: Hey, I'm so excited for may two-four. I've never been to Montreal.
Person 2: Hold up, you're like 14. This is for grade twelves only.
Person 1: It's okay, I'll just slip them a few twenties. Plus, I'm hot so it'll all be fine. *flips hair*

May Two-Four by coleel May 16, 2020