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Land Octopus

When you are confronted by a irate male and his only defense is to fight with his pants off. Penis out, hands flailing.
Damn man, Jim got stupid drunk and became a land Octopus while fighting Jerry naked.
by Kurmithaflog May 13, 2022
mugGet the Land Octopusmug.

Land Yabby

Someone who is acting/behaving completely out of line and making a fool of themselves.
by Pisstank98 October 28, 2021
mugGet the Land Yabbymug.

is-land records

Big Shaq's famous words, said in an interview with the BBC.
Interviewer - What label were you at yesterday?
Big Shaq - Is-Land Records
by AlexDeMaster February 15, 2018
mugGet the is-land recordsmug.

boyfriend land

This is were someone (a girl) can’t do anything with her boyfriend, the girl will always mention her boyfriend no matter what, she can never make time for her friends cause it seems that her boyfriend is more important. It is usually the girls who are new to dating but anyone can go through it
Girl1- hey guys I can’t go to the mall my boyfriend is going to a party

Girl2- but isn’t it full of boys, in hints for all boys

Girl1-yeah but it’s my boyfriend I’ll be fine

Girl1 walks away

Girl3- jeez she’s in boyfriend land

Girl2- that’s correct
by Potaotowolf November 2, 2019
mugGet the boyfriend landmug.

Land the plane

When a tweaker’s been up for days — eyes wide, jaw clenching, talking circles, trippin’ on static — and it’s time to shut it all down and finally get some sleep before they fully blast off into psychosis.
Dude’s been rearranging the same five screws for eight hourssomeone tell him to land the plane.”
by Sha-zeus July 18, 2025
mugGet the Land the planemug.

Land Piracy

is a war-like act committed by Native Americans that engage in acts of robbery and/or criminal violence on Land.
Land Piracy usually consists of attacks on covered wagons, caravans, cars, and any other land mode of transportation

Those people are commiting Land Piracy, there indians.
by about 8 bunnies April 6, 2010
mugGet the Land Piracymug.

getting my man to the promised land

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land
by Henithechaoticsob March 12, 2022
mugGet the getting my man to the promised landmug.

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