Karen (kei)

Karen is the most beautiful girl I know she’s my bestfriend ever since I was kid she’s always with me we love playing on our uncle’s house that’s our favorite place to hang and also when when it rains we also play there and there’s this time where I hold her hand and my heart racing and my hand is shaking because of kilig but when we turned 13 we don’t talk anymore and we stop playing on our favorite place idk why we stop talking, now we’re 16 I missed my childhood friend I miss her I wish I could go back to past. (1.20.22)

If you see this karen (kei) I miss you, I miss you childhood friend :))) I know it may sound cringe but yeah I miss you

by an0nym0us505 March 10, 2022

key largo plumber

When you're fucking a girl from behind in her pussy and insert your whole hand in her anus and start to jerk yourself off.

I was with a girl last night and she was a total freak so i gave her the Key Largo Plumber.

by Aby Mandy September 12, 2017

lock key

A lock key is someone basically rejects other people from you they want u all to there self.

Ayy girl you wanna go out .NOO she may not .your such a lock key

by vibewith.pai January 11, 2017

Keyed up

Angry or with someone with a certain thing.

Bro, you're so keyed up right now, Chill.

by I know my stuffff July 25, 2021

Mid-Key

A statement that coveys something exactly as is in a reasonable manner.

Friend: "Do I look fat in this sweatshirt?"

You: "Mid-key, you don't look that fat, but I guess you could lose a couple of pounds if that's what you want to do."

by Voltron 567 December 9, 2023

The Keys

Dirty ass island chain off the coast of Florida. There is nothing to do unless you are a 60 year old boomer from Minnesota who likes to get wasted on a boat. Every single store is a tourist trap with the exception of Dollar Tree. Every single house is built on stilts, has crushed rock covering the whole yard, a boat out back, a manatee or fish mailbox, and a Lets Go Brandon or Trump 2024 flag flying. The islands are so narrow you can walk from one end to the other in a 50 seconds. You are isolated on a little island with a bunch of drunk old White people.

The Keys are a Midwestern retirement community for unrepentant alcoholics. And then the Cuban refs are on stock island.

by B52C69007 March 2, 2022

Kei Swagstar

Super fucking horny but is also a badass bitch. Really hot, often confused with Eleven from stranger things. A little stupid but also eepy and illy so its okay. Best friends with Matthew Andres, and also collects slurs as if they are Pokémon

Guys is that Kei Swagstar?
Yes, you can tell because of how eepy they are

by happymealenthusiast December 17, 2022