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Jone

What to smoke a jone?
by taliapc February 2, 2020
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Austin Jones

A man with a monster cock that makes women wet before even getting in bed.
My girl saw Austin Jones and she was wetter than the water
by cockman2 April 29, 2024
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Hailey Jones

Hailey is a backstabbing person who her friends hate. She won’t let not be her friend because she is a piece of crap. Every time you bring up something she said she will be like “ I never said that. When did I say that. I don’t remember ever saying that.”
“ Hailey I don’t like you and I don’t want to be your friend.”
“ Why, what did I do?”
“ Your an asshole who said I was a hoe and I suck dick for breakfast
“ I didn’t say that, I don’t remember ever saying those things.”
“ go away Hailey.”
“But,but,but wait”
“Shut up Hailey Jones”
by Ur daddy lesbian June 11, 2018
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Jone

The crossroads of a joke and a groan. A comic's worst nightmare and a dad joke's best friend.
I thought I was funny but I was dropping jones all night.
by theAgency_One February 20, 2019
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Felicity Jones

Person 1: “Have you seen Felicity Jones outside of Rogue One?”
Person 2: “No, she’s only in boring things”
Person 1: “Oh damn, you’re missing out - she’s thicc af”
by ———//// January 16, 2023
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Danny Jones

Absolute cockwombling cuntbag of the highest order, also probably a permabiff.
That cunt there is an absolute Danny Jones.
by OTH21 May 17, 2018
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Brad Jones

IT’S MR MVP, SIMP. Brad jones is usually simping over other girls. some would say he’s more whipped than whipped cream
Oh look at that guy over there, simping for that chick, such a Brad Jones
by Really Cool Pen15 Guy June 10, 2020
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