A phenomenon mostly seen on the male species, it happens when a male specimen wakes up with of the hardening of their phallus, so hard to the point of it poking a hole through fabric of reality. In reality it probably because you drank too much water before sleeping.
by WifeCuckolder24/7 February 17, 2021
Get the Morning Glorymug. by finn the manly man April 7, 2022
Get the monday morningmug. A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.
See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.
See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.
Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."
by subbst June 14, 2024
Get the Good Morningmug. Kid Strange’s peers find it weird that he performs a good morning and god bless as a ritual before work.
by TwoBeats May 23, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug. 
Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
Get the Morning foragermug. A Good Morning and God Bless is when one eats their breakfast (usually an egg salad sandwich and coffee) well taking a shit.
by ZUCCING ZOINKS May 22, 2018
Get the Good Morning and God Blessmug.