Hit Bottom

When squatting down to do a poo outdoors. The poo is so L-O-N-G its head touches the ground before its tail has come out of your hole. If it's a hard one it will get stopped and won't be able to come out any more.

I was squatting for nearly 15 minutes waiting for my poo to finish coming out before I realized it had "Hit Bottom" and was stuck. I had to stand up to let the rest of it come out. constipation got one hanging poop

by Mickeymysterious4 April 23, 2009

Hit the Slip

To tell some1 u dont like to get out of here most likley a n0b

Hit the Slip bitch

by Sean and Jake January 28, 2004

Hitting The Slopes

A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.

Hitting The Slopes:
A sexual act where a person is riding a dick while simultaneously jacking off two guys that are on either side of the person being fucked thus simulating a person skiing.

by The Stoned Homo October 14, 2022

I'd hit it

a cliche term used on fark.com forums in describing the sexual desirability of someone.

Lindsay Lohan, I'd hit it.

by plorqk February 11, 2005

Virginity Hit

The first time you get high after losing your virginity. What better way to celebrate losing our virginity than taking a nice off your friend's bong? There is actually a movie named after it. It's about some nerd kid with pothead friends who go on a quest to get their buddy laid, and he ends up jack hammering his ex who got her tit sucked by some colledge guy. At the end, he ends up taking his mighty "Virginity Hit".

So yeah, get laid for the first time, get high high sometime soon after it, and you just took your virginity hit ;)

John: Hey dude i got lost my virginity last night ^_^

Ryan: Oh, well i'm about to smoke you up :D

-John hits Ryan's bong

Ryan: You just took your virginity hit, Broseph ;)

by Halo is better than COD lol August 19, 2011

hit the biscuit

When something is going really well (such as a cup of tea) but then it turns bad (hitting the biscuit you dropped in there earlier)

My revision was going really well this morning, then I hit the biscuit and came up with a new phrase instead

by Lauracatbird June 2, 2011

hit the chipfem

have sex with the gps woman

my buddy wants to hit the chipfem

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009