sebastian glasses

For a near-sighted hoe who can’t see shit

A: What are those?
B: Sebastian glasses duh
A: Damn, you blind asf

by y0u’r3_b1in6 December 20, 2021

Glass Sissy

A synonym for snowflake, used to describe an individual who is easily offended and fragile. The thing that sets them off doesn't even have to be racist, homophobic or transphobic. It can be over literally anything, no matter how small or insignificant the situation is. The term can also be used to describe members of the cancel culture community.

Bill: Build Mode in Fortnite is absolute garbage! Only dickheads with no sense of weapon accuracy or awareness play that shit! No-Builds is where the real men play!

Bob: Did you just insult my favorite mode in my favorite video game? I'm going to cancel you and ruin your life if it's the last thing I do!

Bill: Are you fucking kidding me? All because of that? It's just an opinion I had, you fucking glass sissy!

by Leen Deen February 18, 2024

dropping glass

When you drop ass but accidentally poop out the meth from your prison wallet

Alejandro thought he was gonna rip a SBD, but he ended up dropping glass right in front of the guards

by MKUltr4 April 2, 2019

glass clarinet

A colloquialism for a glass bong. This term is used when the substance being smoked in cannabis, as opposed to other agents. The term is thought to have originated in southeastern Connecticut

I was driving down the highway with my best bro and thought I smelled marijuana coming from the car in front of me. I pull up next to the guy and he's playing the glass clarinet!

by Huffle-Puff-Daddy September 11, 2016

class in a glass

Coventry / UK slang for a lady who you find classy after you have drink many glasses of alcohol—aka beer goggles in the US.

Wow, have you seen this bird I’m talking to? Mate, she is class in a glass!

by Jcko2964 March 17, 2024

cooling glasses

Meaning: A modern term for eyeglasses or sunglasses, implying they are used to cool or soothe the eyes, often from the glare of the sun.

"The 21st-century gentleman raised his cooling glasses to get a better look at the car approaching down the sun-drenched road."

by Brookes Huwasi August 26, 2025

Glasses

Apparently Kimberly Acosta (the other half of Kimberdek and the other half of Derek’s heart), thinks that Derek Lucio (her husband/boyfriend in dating) looks cute in glasses. So, his code name is Glasses.

OOOHHH, KIMBERLY, DEREK IS WEARING HIS GLASSES RIGHT NOW!!!

Kimberly: Derek looks so cute when he is wearing his glasses!
Me: ugh

by eirdua-eiram sllim :DDD March 15, 2022