girlfriend

okay this is one for all my fellow males out there
1. you won't get one
2. they are too complex to understand

yeah I'm gay how did you know?

joe: yeah man I just got a girlfriend!
jeff: dude you gotta wake up and they're too complex to understand, are you outta your mind?

by AtOneWithTheSussy December 28, 2021

Girlfriend

A person you fall in love with and become happy to see and and item you just use and throw away like nothing happened

Enjoy your girlfriend she prolly rlly love you

by Abbiew110<33 January 25, 2022

Replacement Girlfriend

A single girl that is friends with a boy who’s in a relationship. When the boys girlfriend is busy this is who he talks to. Sometimes he might even call this girl mommy and even block her when he’s hanging out with his girlfriend

“My girlfriend is sleeping right now so you’re my replacement girlfriend.”

by Helpinggirlsout December 6, 2023

girlfriend

a girl you don;t just love but someone you trust and can tell anything to, a best friend you can depend on a person that docent just love you but needs you , and loves you.

i have a girlfriend.

by buttonmicbomb October 7, 2020

jake’s girlfriend

jake’s girlfriend most likely begins with a k and is the best girl, and the prettiest girl in the whole wide world, jake doesn’t deserve this girl.

look there’s jake’s girlfriend she’s so pretty

by lovergirllx March 8, 2024

Full-Blown Girlfriend

The act of dating someone seriously and not dating someone else.
It often metastases to Full-Blown Fiance and in some rare cases, Full-Blown Spouse.

Russ: "She thought you were hitting on her"
Shannon: "No, I wasn't, I have full-blown girlfriend"

by yoomaamaaaa! October 5, 2016

Girlfriend

Something I do not have.

Person 1: “do you have a girlfriend?”
Me: “no”

by Thefuckingprincess January 12, 2022