German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 15, 2006

german chocolate cake

After sex one partner pinches a loaf onto the other partner's chest and rubs it in with coconut oil.

I'll never reverse cowgirl with that ho, she German chocolate caked me.

by Count Flatula November 19, 2013

German

A person from Germany

Synonyms are: Gay

Faggot

Bent

Man that person is so 'German' means man that person is so gay

by Gay and Europian March 6, 2017

German Acevedo

A great powerful guy that has a long, massive, huge 12 inch dick that can fuck any girl but chooses not to until he finds the perfect girl to put his perfect dick in.

I wish German Acevedo would choose me.

by A complete chad December 3, 2019

german tranny

a german that was once a man now a woman or acts as one alot tends to have blonde hair n blue eyes ...

rob is a german tranny ... errrr yuck!

by you don'tknow August 1, 2006

German Breakfast Infaculation

make scrambeled eggs then put it in a girls asshole and you try to suck it out with your left nostril

Zack Had a German Breakfast Infaculation with Brittney Sky
and Milkbone

by the neddle dicker! March 25, 2009

Weird German

While having anal sex the taker poops as the giver pulls out.

When Josh stuck his penis is Ashley's but, and pulled out she pooped all over the bed, and Josh said, "I cannot believe you just did the weird german.

by Ashuhlee Fail & Wolfman February 28, 2009